Adolescent Artifact


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With the help of a record player, Ewoks, and George Lucas’ imagination I conquered the alphabet.

Shout out to my man Vader, C-3PO, R2, Lando ride or die.  Jabba kindergarten would have been a struggle without you.  Hooked on Phonics ain’t got shit on the Force.

A is for At-At.

B is for Bantha.

I is for It’s incredible I’ve been laid.

Adams out.

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