BuckWild Potpourri (Week 3)


A real man

A real man

Big week for the BuckWild crew.  We had an emotional break up.  There was a new romance that was shared over a jar of apple butter.  Joey celebrated his birthday.  Potato guns were prominent as well as, you guessed it, lite domestic beers.

I SPY

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I spy an amazing Lady’s Night special, a shrimp dish, an ad for an imported beer??????, and an uncomfortable conversation.

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I spy a trash bag suitcase, a four post bed, an antique armoire, an extensive doll collection, and the aftermath of a break-up

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I spy Jolly Ranchers, a Facebook ad,hand sanitizer, decorative bull horns, and three regrettable tattoos.  The tattoos are an acronym for No P***y Shit.

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I spy Speed Stick deodorant, Jagermeister, a Last Supper painting, Swisher Sweets, and Intimidator paraphernalia.  God bless you D.E.  NASCAR isn’t the same without you.

Puppy Parade

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Stray Dog Count:  10

Tattoo Count:  30

Jesse B’s House Party

Wanting to change it up for a night the Sissonville crew decided to go to a party at Jesse B’s place.  If you don’t remember Jesse B was introduced last week as Jesse J’s best bud.  He took part in Jesse J’s big bowling date and has the face of someone who buys drugs from Walter White.  His cabin did not disappoint and looked just as I pictured it.  The party was sponsored by Busch Light and WD-40.

You think he has Sissonville's Labor Day White Party?

You think he hosts Sissonville’s Labor Day White Party?

King of the castle

King of the castle

Jesse B is an accomplished baker

Jesse B is an accomplished baker

This place looks like the hide out of someone who committed a hate crime

This place has the feel of a hide-out of someone who committed a hate crime

Looks like a fire hazard

Looks like a fire hazard

ART.

ART.

JUST LIKE US (People of Sissonville do everyday things just like us)

THEY DO THEIR LAUNDRY

Mary Jo did her laundry on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

Mary Jo did her laundry on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

THEY WEED WHACK THEIR LAWN

Dale weed whacked the property in Wolfpen Holler

Seth weed whacked the property in Wolfpen Holler

THEY THROW UP ON THEMSELVES

Jesse B after a big day party

Jesse B after a big day party

THEY DRIVE HOME

Bill driving from Quaker Steak to his Sissonville home

Bill driving from Quaker Steak to his Sissonville home

THEY GET TATTOOS

Shae getting her first tattoo

Shae getting her first tattoo

The Emotional Break-Up

You can kick rocks for all I care -Jesse J

You can kick rocks for all I care -Jesse J

Sadly Shae and Jesse J’s rocky relationship came to an end this week.  I’m sure all of America like myself was pulling for them.  After seeing the inside of the house and Jesse J’s weird doll collection, not to mention his cheating ways this is for the best.

It did make me think though what are some of television’s other very emotional break-ups?  I came up with what I think are 5 of the more important ones.

Ross and Rachel

Were they on a break?  Weren’t they?  The debate rages on.

Cory and Topanga

If they didn’t end up together I would have no faith in love.  Duh

Zach and Kelly

The best song choice of any television show break-up

Doug Ross and Carol

Doug if you weren’t such a cowboy in the ER things could have been different.  Thank god Carol made the move to Portland

Joey and Pacey

Without sailing what do we have as couples?

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