Big week for the BuckWild crew. We had an emotional break up. There was a new romance that was shared over a jar of apple butter. Joey celebrated his birthday. Potato guns were prominent as well as, you guessed it, lite domestic beers.
I spy an amazing Lady’s Night special, a shrimp dish, an ad for an imported beer??????, and an uncomfortable conversation.
I spy a trash bag suitcase, a four post bed, an antique armoire, an extensive doll collection, and the aftermath of a break-up
I spy Jolly Ranchers, a Facebook ad,hand sanitizer, decorative bull horns, and three regrettable tattoos. The tattoos are an acronym for No P***y Shit.
I spy Speed Stick deodorant, Jagermeister, a Last Supper painting, Swisher Sweets, and Intimidator paraphernalia. God bless you D.E. NASCAR isn’t the same without you.
Stray Dog Count: 10
Tattoo Count: 30
Jesse B’s House Party
Wanting to change it up for a night the Sissonville crew decided to go to a party at Jesse B’s place. If you don’t remember Jesse B was introduced last week as Jesse J’s best bud. He took part in Jesse J’s big bowling date and has the face of someone who buys drugs from Walter White. His cabin did not disappoint and looked just as I pictured it. The party was sponsored by Busch Light and WD-40.
JUST LIKE US (People of Sissonville do everyday things just like us)
THEY DO THEIR LAUNDRY
THEY WEED WHACK THEIR LAWN
THEY THROW UP ON THEMSELVES
THEY DRIVE HOME
THEY GET TATTOOS
The Emotional Break-Up
Sadly Shae and Jesse J’s rocky relationship came to an end this week. I’m sure all of America like myself was pulling for them. After seeing the inside of the house and Jesse J’s weird doll collection, not to mention his cheating ways this is for the best.
It did make me think though what are some of television’s other very emotional break-ups? I came up with what I think are 5 of the more important ones.
Ross and Rachel
Were they on a break? Weren’t they? The debate rages on.
Cory and Topanga
If they didn’t end up together I would have no faith in love. Duh
Zach and Kelly
The best song choice of any television show break-up
Doug Ross and Carol
Doug if you weren’t such a cowboy in the ER things could have been different. Thank god Carol made the move to Portland
Joey and Pacey
Without sailing what do we have as couples?