Muddin? Check. Forced situations by MTV producers? Check. Sex? Check. Light domestics? Duh. Ok lets roll time for another Buckwild recap.
I spy hoop earings, onions, solo cups, Red Bull, dirty dishes, and a future Playboy pictorial candidate.
I spy an F150, a Chevy Blazer, a racing stripe, and OJ’s Ford Bronco! OJ’s FORD BRONCO! Where is AC god damn it!!!!!
I spy corn, a clock, lingerie, imported beers, JK JK JK LIGHT DOMESTICS, Coca Cola, books, and an awesome Shain toast.
Stray Dog Count: 14
Tattoo Count: 36
Sadly there will be no Puppy Parade portion this week. Send all complaints to MTV about the lack of camera time for Preston this past episode.
This week MTV decided to get the Sissonville crew into a bull riding competition. All of the guys participated while only Cara and Ashley were the only girls to ride the bull. Katie got into the pen, but lost her wits at the last second.
I thought about it for a while and couldn’t decide what it would take for me to ride a bull. The payoff and rush doesn’t seem good enough to me considering the downside. As an amateur you’re on there maybe for 5 seconds before getting kicked off and then running for your life to the fence with the wind knocked out of you. Your protection throughout this event are rodeo clowns. Not security, not bull wranglers, or animal control but GD rodeo clowns. How safe do you feel if the word clown is involved in describing the security measures?
So I give all these kids that participated major credit, cause that is high risk low reward.
We All Need To Dry Our Hair Sometimes Right?
So having watched this show now for four weeks I am beginning to feel some attachment to these characters, and the obvious break out star has been Shain. He’s funny and seems like an actual human being. He rides a dump truck for a living, can only buy a new car when he can afford it, and has what seems to be an involved family. There’s no tanning bed in his house or pierced privates like good ol’ Pauly D.
My fear is come season two Shain is going be put through the MTV washing machine and be completely different. I hope that isn’t the case, cause Shain is the first MTV reality character since Leroy that I would genuinely feel alright hanging out with. Here’s to you Shain.
SEX SEX SEX
Truthfully this was a pretty tame week for the Buckwild crew. There wasn’t a lot of drama. They didn’t have to worry about Jesse B turning their skin into lamp shades. No night club parties either.
But what MTV show would be complete without at least some reference to sex? So MTV gave us two gratuitous sex shots. One of Jesse holding Shae’s uhhhh equipment and another of Shae’s new room labeled the “Sex Aquarium.” Thanks as always MTV.
I’ll try to do better next week.